Biden's upcoming "Health Issue"

Oh P'shaw!!!
Weez be best buds!
Have been da hoe time!
Reeeeeally...why would we LIE 'bout a ting like dat?

EXPECT within the next few weeks for V.P. Candidate and universal bumbler Joe Biden, to "suddenly" come down with "health issues".
In the fine tradition of demon-rat manipulation of the populace, the Obama bin Biden ticket will soon be a thing of the past.
What do YOU think that Jughead and Bubba, (who are well known "best buddies"), were chatting about last week in Harlem? The best recipe for pulled pork? (Although an interesting subject whenever Bubba is involved).
More likely, how best to "save the election" from Biden's chocolate shoes, and The Moo-siah's fall from grace! Their campaign has become...an OBAMANATION!
So it was written, that the call would be made...Rise up oh Lazarus !!!
(A better analogy would be from Carrie in that last scene with her bloody hand thrusting up through the earth from her hellish grave...but Lazarus will do)!
"Hillary WILL be on the ticket.
You WILL praise her for saving America.
She WILL be your running mate...GOT IT???"
This was more likely the topic of the one sided conversation.

My most recent contact has told me:

...excellent sources within the DNC:

On or about October 5th, Biden will excuse himself from the ticket, citing health problems, and he will be replaced by Hillary. This is timed to occur after the VP debate on 10/2.

...at this point, with this inside info from the DNC, it looks like this Obama strategy will be a go.

So folks, as the movie says...
going so soon?
Why the party's JUST BEGINNING!!!

The snakes are really scrambling now!
These demons will try anything to win this thing.


But what if the PIAPS tells Barry to take a hike back to Chicago?

If I were her, I'd let the empty suit lose...BIG TIME. Then come back as the savior of the party in 2012.

If I were Jughead, and good ol' Hill says YES...I'd be gettin' me a food taster!

Either way...it's going to be a fun Fall for us all!

-PRK