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Basic common sense, updated as needed, regarding world news, local issues, and just general thoughts. Some may call these comments, (rants), CONSERVATIVE. I guess that means Conservatives HAVE common sense. But more importantly, these are MY thoughts. Not the lock-step rants of "my handlers". Basically this: AMERICAN. Patriotic. Conservative. Republican. Catholic. White. Not ashamed of any of it. No excuses. How do ya like them apples?

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Joel Stein - Princess of the "Wusses"

Let me guess...living in LA-la-land?
You betcha! Welcome to left coast logic!
First of all, you need to understand that
this little cretin writes for the LA Times.
Second, well, that should just say enough right there!
Check out his latest "commentary"at www.latimes.com ...while I pick it apart here.
But first...just take a good look at this wuss.
Does he or does he not look like the kind of kid who got wedgies in the locker room on a regular basis?

So let’s critique Jo-el’s latest little piece in LA’s answer to The Hartford Courant, (which is Connecticut’s answer to The Boston Globe, which is Boston's answer to Pravda).

The first line earns my contempt.
I DON’T SUPPORT our troops.

I guess he’s entitled to his opinion, but I’m reminded of MSgt. Booth from my USAF days. “Opinions are like A-holes…everyone has one, and they all stink”. Jo-el…to a “T”
Jo-el’s problem is that he thinks he funny…I think. When he actually comes across as what I imagine he is…a smug, little snot-nosed punk, who’s better suited for the French military than even the lowest most menial position in ours!
I’m sure I’d like the troops. They seem gutsy, young and up for anything.
Yup, I’ll bet you like gutsy young boys in uniform who are up for anything…little fella.
Load up on those patriotic magnets and bracelets and other trinkets the Chinese are making money off of.
Now how would you know, Jo-el, where those “patriotic magnets” and things are made? Something tells me that you don’t have one on your car. You’re much too sophisticated and self important to display any kind of patriotism…not Jo-el. Besides, China is run by what appears to be your kinda folks…you know…communists.
…saying you support the troops is one of the wussiest positions the pacifists have ever taken --- and they’re wussies by definition.
Wow Jo-el, are you telling us that you’re NOT a pacifist? Just what is it that you believe America, or anyone else for that matter should fight for?
So, if you’re NOT a pacifist yourself…just what’s the answer there?
Or ARE you a pacifist, and just another self-loathing wussy yourself?
C’mon Jo-el, you can admit it, lemme guess…
you voted for the war before you voted against the war, didn’t you?
Blindly lending support to our soldiers, I fear, will keep them overseas longer, blah, blah, blah…they need body armor, shorter stays, blah, blah, blah
Hold on there Betty! I thought you didn’t support the troops? What do you care how long they stay or whether they’re armored enough or not…YOU’RE a wussy…remember?
(You’re certainly not a warrior).
…we’re sending recruits to do our dirty work, and we want to seem grateful. Something tells me, Jo-el, that you’ve never been grateful for anything this country and its associated freedoms have given you.
The truth is that the people who pull the triggers are ultimately responsible… You insipid, arrogant little toadie! They’re responsible all right…responsible for defending the freedoms of idiots like you Jo-el, who sit their on their loathsome pimpled behinds protesting honorable actions that YOU couldn’t begin to understand.
…an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying.
News flash Jo-el…this country’s Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Forces are among the most moral fighting forces in world history. What’s horrifying is the fact that they continue to defend snot-nosed punks like you. What’s horrifying, is that we heard not a peep from your ilk as your fellow reporters, innocent civilians, and others were routinely beheaded by the barbarians you so joyfully support.
(If you DON’T support OUR troops…I’m taking it for granted that you’re sympathetic to those they are fighting).
I do sympathize with people who joined up to protect our country…and were tricked into fighting in Iraq…
Wow. Like, dude. You’ve really redeemed yourself with that statement. I guess you really do care. Can we hold hands and sing Kumbaya now?
So you’re willingly signing up to be a fighting tool for American imperialism
oops, I spoke too soon…your Little Red Book is showing.
Sometimes you get to fight ethnic genocide in Kosovo
oh yeah, “Clinton’s war”…that was ok…but stopping Saddam’s rape rooms, gassing of the Kurds, mass graves, etc, etc, is “fighting for a lie”. Nowww I get it.
…for reasons I don’t understand, you just get to hang out it Germany.
You really are that young, AND that stupid, aren’t you?
…easy to say for a guy who grew up with money…hasn’t so mush as served on jury duty…but really not that easy because…the military could beat me up…blah, blah, blah.
Another giveaway Joel…you’re so stereotypical of the pampered, elitist, left that you’re
simply a pathetically transparent stooge. You can’t be bothered with civic duties because you’re “above” the menial tasks of the “Red-State” classes. And you can’t even grasp the fact that, although I’m quite sure that anyone wearing the uniform, or who has ever stood a post would take great pleasure in “beating you up”, they wouldn’t. Because they understand that Freedom means even having the freedom to be a jerk…like you Joel.
(However, from the looks of you, maybe you DO have a secret desire for a little “whipping” from one of our boys in uniform…or girls for that matter).
I’m not advocating we spit on returning troops…
yes Jo-el, you ARE advocating this type of mentality. Your type is just the first…the chink in the armor…the hole in the dike. You’ll be writing the “Our Troops are Baby-Killers” story a few months from now. (NOT like the baby-killers I’m sure you DO support at Planned Parenthood).
You ARE advocating dishonoring our troops.
Find a spine…WUSS…and admit it.
…give our returning soldiers what they need: hospitals, pensions, blah, blah, blah…
I thought you didn’t SUPPORT them Joel.
Please, find the time between diaper changes to study up on American history.
Try not to be so cute…cuz you’re not.
Spend a little time with some of those stupid saps that have been there, fighting for Iraq, fighting for America, and fighting for little wusses like you.

10 Comments:

Blogger Chris aka Phred said...

Hey, even those of us on the WEST coast don't like the LA Times!

24 January, 2006 18:43

 
Blogger Malott said...

I appreciate Stein's comments because I believe he is being more honest than most Dems and others on the Left. They believe the troops are as guilty as the president and that's why they feel justified in undermining the war effort and encouraging the enemy.

You've probably heard, they loathe the military.

25 January, 2006 06:35

 
Anonymous J said...

You are talking crasy on the internet about a columist.
You need to stick to your web postings and shut your consuckutive mouth, you proabably wouldnt get your a$$ kicked by that weakling Stein anyway. Here is my e mail address
think you are crazy enough to really knock somones block off
try me wineorebellion@yahoo.com
PS sorry to hear about your mom
as I am sure she was as equally sorry to have you. Check out my other comments on the web site you posted, loser, and learn the real facts before running those two pussy lips you call a mouth

26 January, 2006 11:09

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...Rantmaster...you must be really afraid to write anything anymore after that browbeating by "J" the illiterate blog bomber!
Keep hate mail like that available for viewing just to prove your point about liberals being morons!
Then rock on with your rants...they're GREAT!

26 January, 2006 17:39

 
Blogger Chris aka Phred said...

Gee, I wonder if "J" is a lib. They always seem to have "facts" that appear out of their odd little minds that have nothing to do with reality.

His level of class is typical of the Left these days. They seem to think sophmoric behavior and crudeness is a symbol of rebellion.

Oh well, without people like him, we would all look average.

01 February, 2006 15:25

 
Anonymous Bryant Reed said...

I think we should ALL accept J's invite, and go verbally knock his block off.

And teach him a bit about spell checkers...

01 February, 2006 19:08

 
Blogger J Walker said...

I know that I'm going to be lumped in with the rest of assholes that simply send you hate mail, but here goes...

This "critique" isn't so much an attack on "Jo-el" as it is a bunch of gay jokes, ad hominem attacks and reference to communism that stink of McCarthyism.

Does "common sense rants" mean making pointless remarks that take other's quotes out of context, dismiss their points out of some apparent fear of homosexuality, communism, higher education and Bill Clinton, and using the work "wuss" and "blah" a lot?

Oh, it does? My bad.

22 February, 2006 02:41

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OOOOHHHH Rory must have really pissed you off somehow huh "J"? I don't see ANY "rest of assholes that simply send you hate mail"...just you. Guess that makes you a loner asshole huh? Almost all the other comments AGREED with Rory's analysis, (except for the illiterate one, "j"...any realtion)? Good company you keep!
Yes, "J-Boy" it's me again...anonymous!!! And I ask again...don't you have a life? By the looks of your picture, you can't even find someone willing to take a picture of you! You spend a lot of time...alone...with your hands...don't you?
Oh, and you and "Phred" should just get a room!
Ha ha ha ha.

22 February, 2006 10:53

 
Blogger J Walker said...

You know? I keep hoping you'll come back at me with an intelligent argument. But time and time again I am disappointed by you. Let me try to express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand...

Move beyond masturbation and gay jokes...they might be funny to you and your college buddies, but not to many others.

The "assholes" I referred to were the one's Rory said he was getting hatemail from on another post. And as far as the other j goes, he's as stupid as you are. Neither of you have said two intelligent words.

22 February, 2006 13:04

 
Blogger Chris aka Phred said...

Hey Anonymous, since you don't seem to understand when I agree with my Brother, Rory, I'll just bring it down to your level.....Eat ME!

22 February, 2006 13:04

 

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