Joel Stein - Princess of the "Wusses"

Let me guess...living in LA-la-land?
You betcha! Welcome to left coast logic!
First of all, you need to understand that
this little cretin writes for the LA Times.
Second, well, that should just say enough right there!
Check out his latest "commentary"at www.latimes.com ...while I pick it apart here.
But first...just take a good look at this wuss.
Does he or does he not look like the kind of kid who got wedgies in the locker room on a regular basis?

So let’s critique Jo-el’s latest little piece in LA’s answer to The Hartford Courant, (which is Connecticut’s answer to The Boston Globe, which is Boston's answer to Pravda).

The first line earns my contempt.
I DON’T SUPPORT our troops.
I guess he’s entitled to his opinion, but I’m reminded of MSgt. Booth from my USAF days. “Opinions are like A-holes…everyone has one, and they all stink”. Jo-el…to a “T”
Jo-el’s problem is that he thinks he funny…I think. When he actually comes across as what I imagine he is…a smug, little snot-nosed punk, who’s better suited for the French military than even the lowest most menial position in ours!
I’m sure I’d like the troops. They seem gutsy, young and up for anything.
Yup, I’ll bet you like gutsy young boys in uniform who are up for anything…little fella.
Load up on those patriotic magnets and bracelets and other trinkets the Chinese are making money off of.
Now how would you know, Jo-el, where those “patriotic magnets” and things are made? Something tells me that you don’t have one on your car. You’re much too sophisticated and self important to display any kind of patriotism…not Jo-el. Besides, China is run by what appears to be your kinda folks…you know…communists.
…saying you support the troops is one of the wussiest positions the pacifists have ever taken --- and they’re wussies by definition.
Wow Jo-el, are you telling us that you’re NOT a pacifist? Just what is it that you believe America, or anyone else for that matter should fight for?
So, if you’re NOT a pacifist yourself…just what’s the answer there?
Or ARE you a pacifist, and just another self-loathing wussy yourself?
C’mon Jo-el, you can admit it, lemme guess…
you voted for the war before you voted against the war, didn’t you?
Blindly lending support to our soldiers, I fear, will keep them overseas longer, blah, blah, blah…they need body armor, shorter stays, blah, blah, blah…
Hold on there Betty! I thought you didn’t support the troops? What do you care how long they stay or whether they’re armored enough or not…YOU’RE a wussy…remember?
(You’re certainly not a warrior).
…we’re sending recruits to do our dirty work, and we want to seem grateful. Something tells me, Jo-el, that you’ve never been grateful for anything this country and its associated freedoms have given you.
The truth is that the people who pull the triggers are ultimately responsible… You insipid, arrogant little toadie! They’re responsible all right…responsible for defending the freedoms of idiots like you Jo-el, who sit their on their loathsome pimpled behinds protesting honorable actions that YOU couldn’t begin to understand.
…an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying.
News flash Jo-el…this country’s Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Forces are among the most moral fighting forces in world history. What’s horrifying is the fact that they continue to defend snot-nosed punks like you. What’s horrifying, is that we heard not a peep from your ilk as your fellow reporters, innocent civilians, and others were routinely beheaded by the barbarians you so joyfully support.
(If you DON’T support OUR troops…I’m taking it for granted that you’re sympathetic to those they are fighting).
I do sympathize with people who joined up to protect our country…and were tricked into fighting in Iraq…
Wow. Like, dude. You’ve really redeemed yourself with that statement. I guess you really do care. Can we hold hands and sing Kumbaya now?
So you’re willingly signing up to be a fighting tool for American imperialism…
oops, I spoke too soon…your Little Red Book is showing.
Sometimes you get to fight ethnic genocide in Kosovo…
oh yeah, “Clinton’s war”…that was ok…but stopping Saddam’s rape rooms, gassing of the Kurds, mass graves, etc, etc, is “fighting for a lie”. Nowww I get it.
…for reasons I don’t understand, you just get to hang out it Germany.
You really are that young, AND that stupid, aren’t you?
…easy to say for a guy who grew up with money…hasn’t so mush as served on jury duty…but really not that easy because…the military could beat me up…blah, blah, blah.
Another giveaway Joel…you’re so stereotypical of the pampered, elitist, left that you’re
simply a pathetically transparent stooge. You can’t be bothered with civic duties because you’re “above” the menial tasks of the “Red-State” classes. And you can’t even grasp the fact that, although I’m quite sure that anyone wearing the uniform, or who has ever stood a post would take great pleasure in “beating you up”, they wouldn’t. Because they understand that Freedom means even having the freedom to be a jerk…like you Joel.
(However, from the looks of you, maybe you DO have a secret desire for a little “whipping” from one of our boys in uniform…or girls for that matter).
I’m not advocating we spit on returning troops…
yes Jo-el, you ARE advocating this type of mentality. Your type is just the first…the chink in the armor…the hole in the dike. You’ll be writing the “Our Troops are Baby-Killers” story a few months from now. (NOT like the baby-killers I’m sure you DO support at Planned Parenthood).
You ARE advocating dishonoring our troops.
Find a spine…WUSS…and admit it.
…give our returning soldiers what they need: hospitals, pensions, blah, blah, blah…
I thought you didn’t SUPPORT them Joel.
Please, find the time between diaper changes to study up on American history.
Try not to be so cute…cuz you’re not.
Spend a little time with some of those stupid saps that have been there, fighting for Iraq, fighting for America, and fighting for little wusses like you.

Can't Rant...Not Today

Today would have been my Mom's 81st birthday.

I know that you're still watching us, and smiling today.

Happy Birthday Mom...

we all miss you...

and will always LOVE you!

It's alive...it speaks!

Bin-hidin'
...he's baaaaack!

(or should we call him...
pig-laden)?

Ah, the New Year just wouldn't be the New Year without a diatribe from the gutless one...the cave dweller...the "brave leader" who sends boys to their death for his twisted cause.
As part of his latest, he offers us his recommended reading for the summer season.
If I were William Blum, I wouldn't rush right out and tell all my friends that "Osama recommended my book, OSAMA recommended my book"!
(But then again, that's probably a PLUS in Blum's circle)!
So everybody...run right out and get yourselves a copy! After all, it's a book written a year PRIOR to the atrocity that pig-laden brought upon America on September 11th. It's the same old liberal tripe...basically that America is evil, we export evil, we all deserve to die. Just the kind of stuff our enemies love to hear Americans say.
Go ahead...Osama says it's good readin'!
Do ya believe this guy?
He also tells us that our "increased security" has nothing to do with why they haven't attacked us again.
"Bush is lying to you"
Where have we heard that before?
Quick...alert John Murtha! Tell him he's got a mouthpiece outside of the U.S. that's just itching to join him for his next appearance on 60 Minutes!
Tell Howeird Dean we've finally found a theme for the mid-term elections!
"OSAMA AGREES WITH US" can be the slogan!
Hey. Ted (hic) Kennedy can add this latest clip to his re-election ads this year!
"Ah, ah, ah, see?...we ARE losing...Osama says so"

So...a truce huh?
Tell ya what, bin. Wrap yourself in bacon, crawl on your hands and knees through the broken glass of the World Trade Center pit, beg forgiveness from the families of EVERY victim of your attack on America, and then INCINERATE 3000 members of your family.
THEN. Maybe...we'll talk truce…before your trial, and immediate execution.

Here's an open response from just one American citizen to your "offer".
Maybe you've become just a bit addled with our shaking up your cave in Tora Bora.
Maybe you're a bit rattled that every time you replace your "2nd in command"...we get to kill him!
Maybe you think that the average American actually listens to your pals over here...
You know 'em, Teddy Kennedy, Chucky Schummer, Dick Turbin, Murtha, Soros, Michael-the rotund-Moore.
(We don't).
Maybe you think we're as stupid as your blind followers who actually believe that there are
"72 virgins" waiting for them in "heaven", (instead of endless pain...in hell).

Earth to bin...
We will NEVER forget 9-11.
We will NEVER forgive 9-11.
We will NEVER give up in our quest to find you, and KILL you...hopefully, slowly.
YOU are EVIL, and all that evil is.
And you'll be enjoying porkchops for dinner before America accepts a "truce" with you!

Now be gone satan!

What's Murtha wortha?...not mucha

(Notice his picture is on the LEFT)

Q. Why is this man standing in front of an AMERICAN flag?
A. Because Al Qaeda doesn't HAVE a flag...yet.

A day may come when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields and when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight. For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you, stand Men of the West.
–Aragorn, from The Lord of the Rings

That day has come for Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania. ONCE a good man, probably still a good man...at home...with the kids. But he, and most of the Democrat Party, (and some RINOs), have lost their will.
So goes Jimmy (please shut-up) Carter, Nancy (did-I say-that?) Pelossi, Ted (hic) Kennedy, Joe (where's the camera) Biden, et al.
It didn’t take long.
I do believe that Mr. Murtha was once a strong, heroic, honorable man. But he has long since tasted the Kool-Aide of the left. Once one becomes accustomed to a drug, the addict needs more and more to satisfy his need for the “high”. But as with any drug, the eventual effect of overuse can be toxic. Murtha’s drug of choice? I don’t know. Perhaps it’s the celebrity of being the 15-minute-darling, of the anti-war lemmings of Amerika. Maybe it’s the money from the MoveON types, the Soros crowd, or his new found Hollywood-left friends. Perhaps it’s amnesia. PTSD? Or maybe he really HAS gone over to the dark side.
Remember, Benedict Arnold was once a patriot too.
I choose to believe that it’s the drug of celebrity that has him firmly in its grasp. But like the addict, he definitely needs rehabilitation. He needs a long rest. He needs to retire. One thing we Americans DO NOT NEED...is more John Murtha!
Are you hearing this, people of Pennsylvania?
Mr. Murtha’s past duty and service to his country is unquestioned. But does that mean that he can never be wrong? Does the police officer that beats his wife get a pass? Does the fireman who becomes an arsonist deserve our continued praise for courage?
Does the war hero, turned TRAITOR still get a pat on the back and a parade? I say NO.
Mr. Murtha has joined the ranks of the dark forces that see this war as an impediment to power…their own power. He's joined the ranks of those willing to, no EAGER to; sacrifice the future freedom of the people of the United States and in turn the freedom of the peoples of the world…for political POWER. If America doesn't stand for freedom...who will?
This IS treason, plain and true.
His latest step closer to the abyss of actually aiding and abetting the enemy is, as recently stated on "Nightline", “Murtha says he wouldn’t join the military now”. This coming from a 37 year retired Marine colonel? Well guess what John? I doubt that today’s Marines would actually WANT to have your sorry ass fighting next to them anyway! No more than they'd like to have John Kerry as their Commander in Chief! (Good recruiting poster for Bin Laden's pals though)! So please John, just collect your campaign contributions from your new leftist, anti-American, pro-defeat, decaf-latte-drinking, Birkenstock-wearing, pot-smoking 60’s leftover friends, and shut the hell up will ya? Your 15 minutes are over. You’re soon to join the ranks of Cindy, (my son’s very SOUL is embarrassed for me) Sheehan, on the trash heap of has-been liberal "celebrities du Jour"…right where you belong.
UPDATE: Now this "man" has joined forces with Code Pink, (read: code Pink-O). A further indication of this man's complete and total betrayal of the American fighting force!
PLEASE!!!!
Get out of Congress and get thee to a rehab center!
Your village called...their idiot is missing.